1.When a woman talks shit about everyone — even her closest friends that she’s super sweet to in person.
2.When a woman views every other woman as her competition.
3.When a woman teases him about something that hits too close to home (like the bald spot atop his head).
4.When a woman getsridiculously drunk, sloppy, and downright mean.
5.When a woman talks about babies too early on in the relationship.
6.When a woman has no idea what’s going on in the world, no matter whether it has to do with politics or celebrity gossip.
7.When a woman checks the mirror every five seconds.
8.When a woman looks down at her phone when he’s in the middle of speaking.
9.When a woman has poor hygiene and bad breath.
10.When a woman can’t hold a conversation with him.
11.When a woman checks out every other guy that walks past.
12.When a woman talks nonstop without asking him a single question about himself.
13.When a woman’s life revolves entirely around him (or men in general).
14.When a woman tries to one-up him wheneverhe opens his mouth.
15.When a woman is a sore loser and doesn’t have any fun bowling or playing pool, unless she’s the winner.
16.When a woman needsthe most expensive wine, clothes, and pocketbooks in order to be happy.
17.When a woman can’t spell or form a grammatically correct sentence.
18.When a woman takes nonstop selfies and forces him to join in, even when he’s not in the mood.
19.When a woman hates animals and freaks out whenever a dog or cat goes near her.
20.When a woman sleeps around, even though she’s in an “exclusive relationship.”
21.When a woman has no clear goals for her future.
22.When a woman claims that she’s “fine,” even though she’s clearly pissed off.
23.When a woman freaks out whenever he wants to have anight out with the boys.
24.When a woman gives him ultimatums or threatens him in order to getwhat she wants.
25.When a woman focuses on all of the negatives in life instead of the positives.
26.When a woman doesn’t evento get along with his parents and closest friends.
27.When a woman doesn’t do any work in the bedroom.
28.When a woman dates men that reach a certain height.
29.When a woman gets jealous easily.
30.When a womanmakes fun ofhis music taste.
31.When a woman fights with him over every little thing.
32.When a woman compares him to other men.
33. When a woman doesn’t realize her beauty and worth.