The Most Insane Things You Will See At Local Supermarkets
There are a lot of crazy people out there and you meet a lot of them on a daily basis. The supermarkets are a place which offer quite a wide range of products for daily use which attracts a huge crowd on a regular basis. You run into all sorts of people at your local supermarket and can never imagine in your wildest dreams what kind of a person will you be running in today. Here are some of the most insane things that people have photographed at their local supermarkets.
This is a type of T-shirt that should only be worn by bald people since the result is clearly shown in this picture. If you are someone who is going bald, you can be cool about it and get one of these tees to complete the look and bring a smile to other people’s faces.
When Shrek Makes An Appearance
Shrek was always a mean and angry ogre living in his swamp but as it turns out, he leaves his swamp in order to buy all the essentials like groceries and other stuff that might even help clean his house someday.
When NBA Players Shop At Walmart
Many people consider themselves to be too cool to buy from large chain grocery stores since they believe that they should only be going in for designer items and not those which are produced for the masses. However, Shaquille O’Neal broke all stereotypes when he decided to make a shoe that would be affordable for people all around the world.
When You Try Out Your Girlfriend’s Underwear
If this man was in front of me at the checkout line, I would have burst out laughing. Men are not supposed to wear female underwear in public, no matter how comfortable or how sexy they might seem to be. And if you are going to wear your girl’s underwear, make sure that you keep it covered at all times.
When You Have To Warn People
It is a good thing that this man has a warning sign positioned right above his butt. This would help prevent you from smelling all the gas that he passes due to his upset stomach. This is the kind of courtesy that we expect from all the people who suffer from flatulence.
Reducing Air Friction
Swimmers often shave their legs in order to reduce the friction when they race against each other. However, this gentleman right here is not in the pool and is certainly not up against anyone in a race. We can only imagine why he has shaved his legs and decided to flaunt them at the Walmart.
Cross-dressing With Humor
The two gentlemen have taken cross-dressing to a whole new level. They decided to bring in a little humor along with it. They also decided to break the barrier of men wearing the color pink and we totally salute the two gentlemen in this picture.
When You Are In A Total Rush
We can only imagine the story behind this girl’s hurry for shopping. Perhaps she was having people over and had just realized that she was out of fish to serve as a meal. So she rushed straight to her local supermarket without taking the towel off her head after the shower.
Winnie The Pooh
Many people love to cosplay various characters that we see on the television as well as in the comics. One of the most beloved characters of all times is Winnie the Pooh. Looking at the picture, we can only imagine that this particular Pooh is looking for a key to the beehive.
Keeping Him On A Leash
This is absolutely hilarious. The gentleman in the picture must have committed some serious adultery in order to be chained to a leash like that in public. Or there is always the other scenario that the couple is just too kinky and are not ashamed to show it in public.
Many of us develop that beer belly which starts to hang out of our everyday t-shirts. At first glance, it looks like this lady has got some serious beer belly but upon closer look, you will realize that she is just sporting a fanny pack that makes it look like her stomach is hanging out.
Love Thy Pet
Every one of us has a special soft spot in our hearts for our pets. This man seems to have that too since he decided to bring in his pet child to the Walmart and that too in a stroller. The man has also taken out some serious time in dressing up his dog in human clothing, completing the look with a baseball cap and some swaggy sunglasses.
Riding The Cart
As children, we have always loved riding the cart in the supermarket. Our parents would always be annoyed when we started to behave like idiots in public. However, these girls have no parental supervision since they are adults now and love to ride the cart in Walmart.
Bringing In The Snakes
Since there is a strict no pets policy in Walmart, this lady decided to sneak in her pet snake by hiding it in her blouse. It is one thing to bring in a dog at the supermarket but it is quite creepy if you start bringing in snakes in public.
If this girl starts to cry in the supermarket, as is suggested by her T-shirt, it would surely create quite an embarrassing scene, not adding to the fact that she is a grown woman riding in a shopping cart. Even the cart is full of candy and it looks like she is a stubborn child who demanded for the candy.
Many couples indulge in public displays of affections and while it may make many of us uncomfortable, we generally tend to ignore it. This couple decided to do it too but in a cute way. They decided to share one mobile cart, being adorable and thoughtful at the same time.
Proposing At Walmart?
It is a huge day for a girl when her guy pops the big question. She wants everything to be perfect on that special day so that she can reminisce about it for the rest of her life. However, when this guy decided to propose at Walmart, he surely messed things up because the place has to be chosen keeping romance in mind.
Wild And Unnatural
There are many people who are quite athletic and love to show off their skills everywhere. This pose alone defies gravity and all the rules of physics and the bear masks are just over the top.
With the allergies running high in the atmosphere, everyone is wearing a face mask when they go outside. This woman was ready to compromise with her fashion in order to prevent the pollen from affecting her health, even if it meant turning into Bane from Batman.
The Dog Crown
It seems to be an odd thing to do to put your dog up on your head. It looks like the cashier is adamant about something and the guy is trying to get some sympathy by hoisting his pet on his head.
Ballet At The Market
There is nothing wrong with showing off your skills when you are in the market. However, it is an entirely different thing if you are wearing a tutu in public without any audience. Another weird thing about this is that the tutu is being worn by a man.
Living in Texas means that you are always surrounded by the cowboy lifestyle. This local Walmart in Texas saw something similar but to a whole new level. the gentleman had ensured that his dog had a cowboy hat too, carrying him around like a baby.
We Are The Champions
If you have won a WWE Championship belt, you deserve to carry it around with you always. However, you do not want to carry it around in the supermarket. No one is going to challenge you to a rumble in Walmart and there certainly won’t be any prize for a win.
When Your Hair Is Just Too Long
There are many people who have quite long hair but this man in the picture wins the prize for the best longest hair. At first glance, it seems like there is a carpet on the man’s back and it is hanging out of his sweater but upon a closer look, we realize that it is actually his hair that is poking out of the sweater.
When you are out shopping, you have to take a lot of stress in order to get everything that you want and need for your routine. At such times, you might not necessarily be aware of the things that your children are doing. Take this woman for example who has no idea that her daughter has a plastic bag around her head.
Mr. Toy Man
While it may look like this guy has creepy intentions, we can safely say that he just loves his toys. You should be aware of strangers in public places and even if he has good intentions, you should not leave your kids unsupervised around him.
The ’70s Shorts
This guy is bringing back the trends from the 1970s since he is wearing a Jazzercise, a look that was formed of short shorts and a headband. The guy has even tucked in his pink shirt in his jean shorts.
The Illusion Of Floating Away
One of the odd things about this picture is that the man is levitating on his left leg since his heel is not touching the ground. The other thing could be that he is just lifting one of his legs when the picture was being taken. The other odd thing is the outfit that he has chosen for going to the supermarket.
Not A Place To Sleep
“Shopping Till You Drop” gets a whole new meaning with this picture. The gentleman has decided to take a breather from his shopping and has just casually lain down on a bench while his stomach takes a sleep of his own.
Loving New York
Facials require a lot of patience but you cannot be that much patient with your shopping when you need your essentials. This woman put on her facial mask at the wrong time and then found out that she would have to come to the local supermarket wearing her mask.
Buying A Child?
Children get tired while you are busy shopping. They will start to sleep anywhere they find a space. However, imagine you are at the checkout counter and seeing a child on the conveyor belt. Surely Walmart has not begun to sell children right?
Messed Up Hair
Rat Tail hairstyles were all the hype in 2013. However, there are many people who are still holding on to that style and this woman is one of them. Even though they have long gone out of fashion, she is still holding on to it, perhaps out of laziness.
Making The News
This would be super funny to see on the television and in real life and super embarrassing if it were to happen to you. Surely it must have been a part of a prank where someone just could not resist pouring super glue on a toilet seat at Walmart.
He Is A Snack
Many people look like a snack according to the language used by millennials. However, this man makes the meaning literal with his donuts T-shirt. This would also be a great picture for a dating profile online.
When You Can’t Afford The Beach Trip
Sometimes, you live far away from the beach and cannot really afford a trip down to it. The next alternative is that you bring the beach to you in your local Walmart parking. You will get your tan on and it is also enough to get you photographed.
Meeting Your Local Instagram Star
This is Morgan Dawson, an internet celebrity with more than 100k followers. While many Instagram followers would post all about their posh lifestyle, there are others who are just getting photographed doing normal things.
Social Media And Real Life
Everyone loves to class it up for Instagram and other social media. However, in real life, we all look like Chewbecca with an outfit that is a better fit for the bedroom and not outside.
Little Miss Hollywood
This is yet another influencer who is trying to make another Instagram post with a #normallife. However, in truth, the girl is ready for a red carpet to some Hollywood premier with the way that she is dressed.
Moments When You Get Them
We are all trying to get into a better shape than we are now. People often suggest yoga to be the answer for it all and we have to get into the poses at any moment that we can get. However, if you are in Walmart, you should leave the yoga poses at home.
Gathering Up The Gifts
As it turns out, Santa’s elves are really just Walmart stores and other chain supermarkets. These two Santa Clauses are just gathering up the supplies for the upcoming Christmas festivities.