The ‘Oscars’ Gift Bag Is Absolutely Bonkers, And It Comes With A Catch

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Most celebrities attending the Oscars on Sunday dont need any freebies, but theyre still getting a goodie bag worth over six figures.

The unofficial Oscars bag,aptly called Everyone Wins, comes from the LA-based marketing company Distinctive Assets. The group has given out the swanky swag bags for the past 15 years, though as stated in a press release, theyre not affiliated with the awards themselves or the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences in any way.

The swag bags are handed out in the weeks before and after the awards, according to an emailed statement from a rep for the bags, though only 26 lucky nominees can get them (the host plus the people nominated in the Best Actor andActress, Best Supporting Actor andActressand Best Director categories).

Some of the crazy freebies include insane trips to exclusive resorts, plastic surgery procedures and lots of diamonds. There are even simpler items included in the bags, like personalized Crayola crayons, cases of apples, a CPR kit and underarm sweat patches.

Below are the 9 craziest items Distinctive Assets is giving away:

1. A free, 5-night stay at a resort in Kauai, Hawaii.

#PalmTrees = #Paradise Come stay with us in paradise on #Kauai #Hawaii #Aloha #KauaiVilla #NoSnowHere

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2. A full wardrobe from womens clothing line Belldini.

3. A Casper mattress for both the nominee and their dog.

4. A few Dandi underarm patches to wick up sweat.

Dandi Patch
For when you’re sweating over who will win Best Actor or Actress. 

5. A 3-night stay at an Italian hotel overlooking the Gulf of Naples and Mount Vesuvius.

"The trip of a lifetime!" #grandhotelexcelsiorvittoria #sorrento #italy #travel #leadinghotels #beexcelsiorvittoria #italia #excelsiorvittoria

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6. A 10-YEAR SUPPLY of foundation and moisturizer from Oxygenetix.

7. A dual chambervaporizer.

Welcome news for Leonardo DiCaprio.

8. A couple of CPR training kits from the American Heart Association.

9. A cellulite massage mat from Sweetcheeks.

Sure, none of these gifts will take away the sting of losing an Oscar, but its better than walking away completely empty-handed.

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